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1. Wake up. Cymbals from National Symphony Orchestra and oversized Buddhist gong required 2. Two hours with D.C. Beautician Mr. Suzanne for Cinnabon hair swirling, melted Crayola make up application and girdle fitting. 3. Pick breakfast in cereal room 4. Fill suit pockets with Cocoa Pebbles 5. Pick pill from Adderall smiley face built on the oval office desk. 6. Build Diet Coke can castle with yesterday's empties. 7. Play bowling game using leftover cans as pins 8. Watch nude underage cage match tape from Thailand while not listening to the daily security report. 9. Meeting with Stephen Miller with a German translator 10. Pardon Aunt Becky 11. Receive telepathic messages from Sean Hannity wearing an aluminum foil hat. 12. Alone time with Steve Mnuchin's wife 13. Executive Time with cocaine pudding snacks and redaction reading time with Bill Barr. 14. Colonic administered by either Lindsay Graham or Devon Nun

The future has begun.    It began on November 6, 2016, which, given who was elected, will be remembered as a day that will go down in infancy. Beginning with that Mussolini/thug style  inauguration speech of his,    which was immediately followed by the first staggering lie by Sean Spicer that the turn out was the biggest in history,    the future has never seemed brighter. Come on writer, explain yourself.    Have you not been watching MSNBC round the clock until your head explodes like an overripe pumpkin at The Crossroads of the West gun show?     (Next stop: High schools!). What was unleashed on that day was the same kind of Nazi infused energy which was last witnessed at the end of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (which is the name all our Synagogues at the moment). The point is, that level of hatred was not anything new.    It has been festering and boiling on the stoves especially in the South alone since 1865.    And things even uglier when Presid