The Ghost Convention
I wonder
when I’m not home
if my furniture
which always appears
on the surface as
soft-hearted and suppotive
gathers to talk about me
and wonder why I never take them
to the park for a walk
or sneak them snacks
other than the occasional
rogue popcorn kernals
that parachute into
the enermy territory of cushion cracks
where they will go
ignored and undigested
for centuries to come.
Perhaps radio voices will emerge
like Brian Lehrer
and take listener phone calls
to discuss their opinions of me
like Luis who is calling from the Bronx
who thinks I’m an asshole
and P.S. Go Yankees!
or Karen from Park Slope
whose pronoun is they
who thinks I’m really sweet
because I always cry
like I’m the lead in Dear Even Hansen
when I watch
Tik Tok videos of
returning soldiers getting hugged like
they’re on hiemlich maneuvers
or when children wail like the front
row at the Eras tour
when mommy and dad
give them a puppy
even it’s a chihauhau
which you know,
just keep that thing in your purse.
Maybe Siri or Alexa
debate my choice of pornography
Wait. Did I say that outloud?
Perhaps my mattress interprets my dreams
which within seconds are always
reduced to shredded memory foam
While appliances short circuit
when they try to justify my existence
Or maybe all the ghosts of my life
of which there are many
some born as recently as a few months ago
gather at the trade convention of me
with name tags and funny hats
to sing my favorite songs
dance in the aisles
and simply love me
because I will never let them go.
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