THE OBAMA TV SHOWS ON NETFLIX ANNOUNCED!

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It was announced late this week that President Obama will be producing original programs for Netflix.   

He has said that they will be inspirational and not political in nature.

Here is a list of the some of the shows that he has planned.

HOUSE OF CADS:   This is an inspirational show about Trump’s post presidency  where we find him living with wacky roommates Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey and their equally wacky neighbor Ryan Seacrest building houses for abused women with Jimmy Carter.

MASTERBATES MOTEL:  An inspirational talk show featuring host Stormy Daniels, shot on location from a vibrating bed at a local D.C. Ramada, where Ms. Daniels will interview conservative politicians and evangelicals whom she knows intimately, while their wives are sent shopping the Nordstrom Rack Downtown.  At the end of each show, Ms. Daniels will take a a knee.

THE BEVERLY HILLBULLIES:  An inspirational sitcom about the Post President Trump family of 2018 shot on location in their swank new Appalachian shack.

THE APPRENTICE:  An inspirational game show starring Barack Obama who gets to fire Trump every single week.

THREE WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL:  An inspirational hour about Trump’s marriages and his presidency.

SOUL TRAIN:   An inspirational  dance show featuring all the times Mr. Obama sang in public with the soul train dancers which are all 5,000 members of the Wayans family.

RESTORED:   Sanity returns to America in this inspirational show about the mass exodus of the GOP.

CHEATERS:   The prequel to Restored.

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS:  An inspirational show based on the lives of Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy and Deven Nunces, narrated by Martin Shkreli.  Just picked  up for seven years.

REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER:  An inspirational show shot at Sing Sing, where Paul Manafort, Carter Page and a host of past White House employees doing real time reflect about their past while making D.C. license plates.

CRIMINAL MINDS:  An inspirational science show about the brain of Mitch McConnell.

LIVE FROM WAKANDA:  An inspirational show which covers the now bald queen of Wakanda, Michelle Obama and her two daughters.

THE GOLDBERGS:   An inspirational show about the media as seen through the eyes of the Deep South.

LOVE AND HIP HOP:   An inspirational show about the Obama’s honeymoon.

THE GOLDEN SHOWER GIRLS:  An inspirational show about the Christopher Steele dossier.

NOVA:   An inspirational show about the great delis of D. C. Hosted by Jared Kushner that is literally full of baloney and bullshit.

SHARK TANK:  An inspirational  reality show hosted by Kellyanne Conway and Paul Ryan where government entitlement programs, Medicare and Social Security are fed to live sharks.

THE PREACHER’S WIFE:  An inspirational tale about Mike Pence’s wife and her days as a beard.

COYOTE UGLY:   An inspirational tale about the rise of Sarah Huckabee Sanders as she works her way though Trump University, majoring in deception and pathological lying.

RAISING HOPE:  Already cancelled.

PARANORMAL LOCKDOWN An inspirational show about Melania Trump’s years in the White House as told through the loving eyes of the Secret Service guy who, was and remains her closest confident and late night masseuse.

NOT SO FULL HOUSE:   An inspirational look at everyone who left the White House during the Trump years.

IVANKA ON QVC:   An inspirational show where Ivanka gets to sell whatever the IRS has allowed her to keep.

BOY MEETS WORLD:  An inspirational show about Trump’s first year.

GUNSMOKE:   An inspirational show where lobbyists for the NRA laugh all the way to the bank during the next mass shooting.

MADEA’S D.C. : An inspirational reality show where we find Madea  bitch slapping the faces of every member of the Republican Congress.

MOVIE NIGHT: Inspirational films like Romancing the Stone,  starring Sam Nunberg and Donald Trump as the two compete for the hand of Roger Stone,  Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, a comedy where politicians inexplicably keep kissing the asses of the NRA,  Beyond Clueless with Stacey Dash, and Cape Fear starring Robert Mueller.

LAUGH-IN:  An inspirational show live from the Clinton’s living room in Chappaqua where Hilary, Bill and Chelsea watch Rachel Maddow and laugh their asses off.

MIAMI VICE PRESIDENT:  A inspirational show featuring Joe Biden in Florida, playing shuffle board and canasta with the locals as he waits for the call.

THE THREE STOOGES:  An inspirational comedy about three numbskulls,  Don Jr, Eric and Baron out on the Serengeti getting hit with cream pies as they slaughter innocent animals and sever their tails. 

VLADIMIR, VIAGRA AND YOU!  An inspirational tale about Putin and how he fixed the 2016 erection.

Coming Soon!  Game shows!  LACK OF CONCENTRATION with the entire Trump family,  INFOMERCIALS!  THE HEIR CLUB FOR MEN:  featuring bald presidents who inherited their wealth,  THE VETERAN’S DAY MILITARY PARADE (aka MARCHING MADNESS) Learn the hottest new dance craze the goose step!  Learn the words to the National Anthem right along side the president!  Cheer the loan floats!  Cheer Melania’s incredible imitation of Andy Kaufman!  Oh. Wait.  That’s just her talking.  See Melania lip synch the theme to Mighty Mouse while marching in place!

The rest of the shows will be dedicated to all the inspirational black leaders which Trump can name.  

This year’s guests included no one.



















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